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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 14:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?